Captain Shark Reviews Gorenger and Beyond!

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  1. Captain Shark

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    Time for the big anniversary series aka Gokaiger.


    "So what is so special here?"

    Thanks to the garbage new character limit this hinders the plot synopsis shtick.... Which is why for Gokaiger specifically I am going to do one episode per post!

    "Wait what?"


    "But opinions when?"

    After episodes 17, 34, and the end. The movie will be covered between eps 23 and 24.
    Episode 1:

    YES, TV-NIHON! Green lasers come from the sky, the narrator noting this is Earth's greatest crisis! Ignoring the time an esper witch queen from another dimension invaded for having warped ideas of beauty, the time the anti-bio particle robots arrived, the time Gozma almost ate it, the time mutants tried to alter every animal for experimentation, the time Vulgyre almost achieved immortality, the time that other group of reality warpers came to have petty squabbles, the time Satan woke up, the time a mechanical alien dragon almost blew everything up of martial arts tribes, the time Bomber almost destroyed the sun, the time Exhaust had a biker gang ravage everything, the time a pirate controlled planet eater woke up, the time the embodiment of negative energy showed up, the time Gien likely wrecked Toei's tokusatsu continuity so bad Decade had to unite some dimensions, the time nihilistic alien ninjas showed up, the time machines from another dimension almost polluted the tar out of it, or when the Gedoushu almost flooded the Earth with a limbo realm of negative emotion blood water. But hey, maybe THIS alien invasion can compare! The Zangyack, who are on the verge of conquering the galaxy (where are the Space Sheriffs?) via destructive rampages to bring humans into despair. However, with love, dreams, and peace the previous 34 sentai teams show up to say no with their fists. Lets just assume Peebo came back for the Biomen, the Zyurangers were allowed back on Earth by DaiZyuZin, the Timerangers trained for this event in their history, Tetom gave the Gaoranger powers back after living on the Moon, and the Engines came back when contacted by their Go-Onger partners.... And I just noticed Dragon Ranger and Abarekiller are in there, maybe GaoGod did more afterlife revival shenanigans here. Anyway, the teams charge into what would become the Legendary Great War. This is cool although only the Gaorangers get a group shot, really odd. The Zangyack ships go laser happy after the gormins are slaughtered, Aka Red tells them to unite their power so all of the rangers turn into balls of light to ram into ships, blowing them up. However, their power faded into deep space and the battle faded into legend (probably the robot kurokos from Hurricanger). Time passed, we see a space ship called Gokai Galleon, on it a bird named Navi senses Earth approaching aka the galaxy's most precious treasure. The pirates aboard are interested in this galactic treasure (probably a metaphor since a ton of empires and creatures were fended off over the decades). Minor debate on Earth being a backwater world is mentioned, but their captain says it will be worth it as his right hand touches keys that look like past rangers. Suddenly, Zangyack ships show up, the captain has them fight. Que the theme song!

    Gokai Galleon moves forward, a zugormin wants the bounty on their heads and has them fire. Galleon Cannons from the side and the sword on the bow cause damage during the attack when it transforms into Gokaioh, slashing and shooting things up! First sentai series to not show the robot formation sequence during the introduction. Once the ships are gone, Gokai Galleon heads to Tokyo, anchors down, and the pirates introduce themselves wondering where the galaxy's greatest treasure is. The citizens have no idea what they are talking about including Pink embarassing some random dude with glasses. Yellow asks what to do, Red says they should eat. Green points out they have no currency so Yellow has to sell one of her rings. Meanwhile, the Zangyack send another wave, this time commanded by their admiral, Warz Gil, who wants to show off their fleet's might. He is informed the advanced team was destroyed and demands records of what happend. He mentions the Gokaigers, saying they are but flies, Damaras points out that is stupid which gets hm super angry in a comedic way. At a jewler they get 10 million for the ring, Yellow notes it is a loan and she wants interest. Red sends them to a Snack Safari not unlike the one from Sun Vulcan. Blue wonders how they will find the treasure just before the food is served.... And debris flies into the restaurant. The money is ruined which causes Yellow to freak out. Zangyack ships attack, Green noting the Gigant Horse, the flagship, is leading them. This indicates they are serious about planetary conquest. Red tells them to get back to the Gokai Galleon.

    Gormins lead by zugormins and a guy named Shikabanen are unleashed for mayhem and beating people up. Never knew staffs worked like RPGs. Pink is horrified by Shikabanen attacking a teacher with small kids. The Gokaigers comment that, like their planet, Earth might become Zangyack territory. Shikabanen is about to shoot when Red decides to shoot first. The five walk forward in slow motion as Shikabanen notes they are wanted. He wants them to leave, but they refuse, giving speeches before transforming and doing intros. Cutlasses and flintlocks are used in the grunt smackdown. The teacher thinks they are the 35th sentai team- oh hey they use grappling hooks! Plus this is well done stunt and wire work, dayum! Blue uses swords to slice rocket propelled grenade shots being the main highlight although Yellow using wires with two swords was neat too. After that they transform into the Gorengers, the teacher telling her students this whle wondering how. The Gorenger Hurricane is used to create a dump truck the sucks up hilariously dumbfounded gormins and drives off. The zugormins attack, demonstrating their jumping powers while the Gokaigers become the Shinkengers followed by the Magirangers- HAHAHAHA MAGI BLUE AND MAGIYELLOW ARE GENDERBENT! Elemental powers finish them off, leaving only Shikabanen for an all out assault. The Gokaigers turn back to normal to go slice happy followed by the Final Waaaaaaave which is all five throwing energy cutters via their cutlasses, destroying Shikabanen. Yellow is bummed they are hunted by the Zangyack now while the teacher and children thank them. Only Pink cares about this while Red says they can repay them with new rice curry. Green ends the episode telling the children they do not need to thank them. Not a bad ending theme, amusing when Liveman gets mention Blue is kissed by a dolphin. Nxt episode shows Navi mentioning a human in black and the first kaiju battle of the series.

    Shikabanen: Powers include an energy rifle, shoulder lasers, and body rockets
  2. Captain Shark

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    Episode 2:

    On Gokai Galleon Green notes the Zangyack have established an orbital sector near the moon. Yellow wonders about the treasure and Red wants Navi to do her fortune telling shtick. She mentions someone in black clothes will visit them, Pink wondering what the hell. A nameless boy on a bike looks at Gokai Galleon before riding off. The Gokaigers head to a plaza with walking people, many wearing black including Agent Smith cosplayers. Nameless boy claims he knows about the treasure to the pirates, leading them to a dock with boats loaded on car trailers (seriously, the hell?), mentioning the sentai they turned into were legendary heroes. Nameless boy takes a picture with his cellphone and tries to snatch a key, but Red catches on, forcing the thief to bike off. Blue notices during the struggle he took a ranger key, Red says they should go after him. On Gigant Horse, Warz Gil gets pissy and wants his next action commander sent out, the next one being a guy named Bongun. Damaras wonder why the Gokaigers are on Earth before cutting to Red and Pink bickering about whatever while the others wait under a loaded boat. Red catches up to nameless boy wanting the key back, he will not give it back because the Gkaigers will not protect Earth and sentai are Earth's property (the Flashmen are not, but semantics). His dad died in the Legendary Great War which causes Red to have a flashback where he fought gormins and a zugormin unarmed until he was saved by AkaRed who was the one who gave him the ranger keys and Navi before charging into combat. Nameless boy says he does not want anyone else killed just as Bongun leads gordes of gormins, Yellow punches Green in the nose for no reason. Bongun attacks buildings, civilians flee only for gormins to shoot them with rifles (muskets?) like in older sentai series. Red offers him his morpher to use the key to prove himself. He does so, turning into Shinken Red and holds his own, Pink wondering why the hell Red allowed this. Green points out he is just a kid when Bongun shows up to beat him up. Thanks to Toei editing that puts them on a roof, the boy gets slapped off and turns back into his civilian form. Nameless boy is sad, Red points out there is a different way to save his planet and he must figure it out. Red asks if hs planet has value and he replies all of it has value including the Gokaigers. After that the team runs off.

    Bongun keeps rampaging with his crew, the Gokaigers show up to transform and do intros. Red starts off shooting grunts followed by the others and they charge in. So actiony, I miss mook fights like this. Zugormins prove their claws can fire blue energy blasts before the Gokaigers use the Final Wave, allowing for energy cutters and rapid fire flintlock firing. Bongun goes gun happy on them shortly after. The Gokaigers turn into the Dekarangers to shoot his rockets followed by shooting him. Bongun charges and the Gokaigers turn into the Hurricangers who use the door silhouette slicing. This is followed by them turning into various red rangers for fire attacks, claws, and sword play. Barizorg notes Warz Gil will be pissed off, Insarn says she has a new invention for this, specifically a pair of purple laser guns that revive and grow monsters, but she never thought she would use it on a backwater planet like Earth. Bongun and three zugormins are revived and grown giant sized, Red calls the Gokai Galleon to pick them up via underside ropes. Galleon Cannons and ramming are used by the ship unloads four other equally big vehicles that each fire lasers. After that they fly to the moon and combine, forming Gokaioh. The mecha heads down, flips around with a pair of swords to fight the giants. Quite the CGI backflips. Bongun holds Gokaioh in place for the zugormin to attack, but a cannon pops out of its torso called the the Gokai Star Burst to destroy it followed by Bongun. The explosion is nice, but Gokaioh blocks it. At sunset the heroes fly off, talking about the boy except for Red who is on the bow. Navi says she was right as a person in black robes reveals hmself on a rooftop, his identity being MagiRed. Gotta love how the ending has Green being abused. Next episode shows Red and Green separated from the others, the latter being scared.

    Bongun: Powers include a semi automatic rocket launcher and a blade in the left hand
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    Episode 3:

    Yellow is on crow's nest duty as the radar is on the fritz. Blue blames Navi for faulty navigation, Pink wonders if the Zangyack are doing this as it fogs up outside. A zangyack battleship crashes into Gokai Galleon and starts laser spamming. Red fires Galleon Cannons, blowing it up before it makes a rough landing. Green complains once they are off when explosions occur, the cause being an action commander named Salamandam. Red jumps down from his ship and the Gokaigers transform. Gormins charge in to get beaten up, Salamandam goes after Green who accidentally uses kicking humor. Salamandam forces his whip underground to cause an eruption while Warz Gil gets pissy because volcanoees are not being erupted and Gokaigers are alive. After the eruption, Red wakes up Green as the explosion sent them flying into a forest. MagiRed shows up in his black cloak, confirming he knows where the greatest treasure is. He jumps down from a cliff without his positive energy powers (of course) and wants them to catch him for him to tell anything. Green thinks they need proof of ths, but Red chases off anyway. The others call while slaying gormins that circles them followed by turning into random black rangers. MagiRed summons his elemental form to surround the two in a ring of fire, Red thinks they should plow through it despite Green saying he is more of a calculating guy. Red throws him and Red charges through, the fire revealing to be an illusion. More gormins go down when Salamandam shows up to screw with them. MagiRed leads the two into a cave where a giant boulder is sent, the two Gokaigers run for it until Red throws his sword in the ground to send the boulder over them. The others then turn into white rangers to fight Salamandam who then burrow after being assaulted.

    MagiRed has Red and Green jump from on tall cliff on a shore to another, it looks similar to where they shot the Gaoranger movie. Red jumps, but Salamandam catches him. After brief fighting h is sent into the ocean and Red uses his cutlass to hand on the cliff side. Green gets super afraid until he notices a boulder about to come down on his captain. Using his cutlass, Green cuts a bamboo stick to pull volt over and shoot the rock. He almost makes it, but MagiRed catches him. After that he tells Green if they obtain all the powers of their predecessors they will find the greatest treasure in the galaxy while Red is still hanging. The others show up just as Red climbs up the cliff, Salamandam still wanting to fight so more transforming followd by intros occur. Flintlocks fire on him before Salamandam sends in three zugormins to help him out. Once they go down, the action commander does enough eruption followed by a fire ball. After that the Gokaigers become the Magirangers complete with new email phone spells that wrap up Salamandam in his own whips, allowing for assaults. After that is the Final Wave featuring big energy bullets. Boom! Insarn uses the enlargement lasers on the action commander and his three zugormins, Red sends in Gokai Galleon, the vehicles go into orbit, and Gokaioh forms. It teleports back to Earth and the zugormins TURN INTO FIGHTERS. Nice homage to the older series! Green thinks he has a new Magiranger power so everyone activates in, MagiDragon appears as part of Gokaioh. The zugormins are quickly taken down by dragon fire and wing slicing. It then entraps Salamandam in three magic circles, causing him to explode- THESE CAMERA ANGLES ANNOY ME. MagiRed thanks Flagel, his elemental, who flies off. Navi gets an apology from Yellow and Green says they have her trust now, ending the episode with her giving sass. Amusingly the in the ending theme the Gokaigers fight someone in a panda costume when referencing the Gekirangers. Next episode shows Blue using his sword a lot.

    Salamandam: Powers include two bladed claws for the right hand that emits energy cutters, a pair of whips on the left arm, a whip on the left shoulder that causes eruptions, burrowing by spinning, high jumping, and right hand fire balls
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    Episode 4:

    People gather to see Gokaioh, the Gokaigers wonder what other sentai powers their mecha can have, starting with JAKQ. This fails and they try Battle Fever J, another failure which bores the public. After that, Gokai Galleon heads off and Blue mentions acquiring powers will be hard. Red points out it is lunch time. On Gigant Horse Zodomasu introduces himself to the villains. He cuts up an apple super fast, Warz Gil being impressed and even munching on it. Damaras sends him to cut up the planet. Meanwhile, Blue and Pink go shopping, some fliers of past sentai restaurants being shown. They see Zodomasu doing a rampage and confront him, the others going down via rope soon after. After they transform and do intros, Zodomasu mentions their bounty and gormins charge in to get taken out. Blue duels with Zodomasu complete with Toei editing from a rooftop to a garage. Barizorg gets smack from Damaras for his new action commander. Zodomasu then summons a bunch of after image swords to bring Blue down, injuring him. Zodomasu leaves just as the others show up. Blue gets angry as he stands up, wanting to win himself. Later, lunch is served, mainly ham and eggs, Pink wonders where Blue is. Cut to a bamboo forest where Blue uses a cutlass ad what I think is a wakizashi to deflect random swords he set up. Pink sees this and almost interrupts him, resulting in his left arm being cut. Pink gives a speech about teamwork, Blue says it is none of her business, and forced emotional music is done after more talking. Warz Gil is angry Zodomasu walked off, Barizorg saying Blue practices with two handed techniques- Wait how the hell would he know that? Pink whines to Red to no avail that night, Yellow later giving her a jacket while they are in the crow's nest. Yellow mentions Blue has swordsman pride or whatever, making him alone and super serial. Eventually Blue cuts a flying sword down the middle.

    Yellow and Pnk sleep on a couch until Navi detects Zangyack activity that morning. Blue walks in the forest, Pink shows up to stop him and give him her cutlass because teamwork goes both ways. On a shore Zodomasu awaits Blue for a duel, the latter transforming before they both charge. Zodomasu summons more flying swords while three zugormins restrain him, forcing him to take blows. Zodomasu points out only winning matters, about to kill Blue, but Pink transforms to help him out until the gormins block him. The others jump down from Gokai Galleon to shoot him. Blue continues his duel whiile the others fend off the grunts. The others turn into Gekirangers to fight the zugormins followed by the Dekarangers to finish them off. Blue cuts through his sword to stab Zodomasu. After that he uses sword-like tentacles, Insarn bragging about this being power being from her. Blue is injured so Red has the others throw their swords which has the weapons combined at the hilts. This works via spin attack and fast reflexes that shatter the bladed tentacles. He then gets some ranger keys out to use the Final Wave himself, manifesting previous blue rangers followed by his charged up blades. Warz Gil throws a fit and Insarn does enlargement revival on him and the zugormins, the latter combining into a glider so Zodomasu can pretend he is the Green Goblin. Red calls Gokai Galleon, they head up via ropes, vehicles go into orbit, and Gokaioh is formed followed by MagiDragon emerging from the torso for an aerial fight. Zodomasu uses flying swords until two zugormins get burned, allowing the Gokai Star Buster to finish the third. MagiDragon uses its mystical circles to blow Zodomasu up. The episode ends with Blue backing a thank you cake with fruits on it while acting shy. Next episode shows Red arrested and the Dekarangers.

    Zodomasu: Powers include speed, a sword that can release energy cutters that can cut buildings, high jumping, summoning flying swords, and body bladed tentacles
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    Episode 5:

    Oh hey, DVD rips! On Gokai Galleon, or GG as I will call it to save on time from now on, Green and Pink serve food as Yellow looks at their bounties on a galactic newspaper. How they GET this paper is anyone's guess. Red calls Navi a bird which offends her. She tells them to ask the cops to finds stuff. They head on foot to a police station, Green points out Navi was right before when others doubt. Red walks in asking for the galaxy's greatest treasure. DekaYellow happens to be there to arrest him for his bounty. Red comments she is blind to work for th Zangyack and she denies this. Yellow tells the others to run for it. Red manhandles the cops while cuffed and DekaYellow calls it in as he escapes to a train yard. DekaMaster shows up to handle him, Red noting he is an Anubis Seijin before they fight. Toei editing takes us to a warehouse where DekaMaster refrains from cuff cutting and takes Red's mobirate. Gormins show up, DekaMaster hides himself and Red as the action commander named Bramdo aka an alienizer Trigger Seijin. He reveals he has underground missiles, four to be exact, to destroy cities around the world as Warz Gil points out. Insarn mentions they were very costly while DekaMaster states he destroyed multiple planets and is approved to be deleted. Red points out he should do something since the missiles will go off in two hours. Bramdo spots them, words are exchanged, and gormins go in to fight. The others detect Zangyack activity while Red demands DekaMaster undo the cuffs so he can fight. Both are forced to retreat to a random garage- WHAT IS WITH THIS EDITING!? Bickering ensues with a shaky camera, DekaMaster even saying he can run, but the cuffs stay and he will be tracked to Hell. Red notices he is bleeding, a flashback inticates he was shot near his right kidney. The others encounter zugormins leading gormins in the train yard so they transform. DekaMaster notices he only has forty five minutes left, his blood drops gives him away to Bramdo who shoots him off some stairs. Red swings on via a chain to save him. Bramdo shoots the roof, causing a collapse.

    The others lay gormins like no tomorrow followed by turning into the Go-Ongers for weapon displays. They turn into the Dairangers soon after for martial arts shenanigans, Green even using a broom for more whackiness followed by ki balls just before the sun sets. DekaMaster asks Red why he saved him, he replies it was payback for earlier. Red acknowledges he can never escapes and he fights for his pride, the ntire galaxy being his enemy which is what being a pirate means. DekaMaster is moved enough to uncuff him, not trusting him as a pirate, but trusting his pride as he gives back his mobirates. Red confronts Bramdo and his squad, transforming and slaying the grunts via swordplay as the opening plays. Bramdo goes in, allowing Red to shoot the terminal and stopping the missiles from going off. The others reunite with him as DekaMaster shows up, intros being given before charging in and turning into the Dekarangers for baton and gun play. The Strike Out is used on him, DekaMaster praises their teamwork, an angry Warz Gl demands Insarn use the enlargement ray, and Bramdo grabs an underground missile. Red has the gokai machines form Gokaioh as they teleport in offscreen, giant monster fighting ensues once Gokaioh throws the missile into the Zangyack fleet. The power of the Dekarangers is unlocked, allowing Gokaioh to form PAT Striker, a giant patrol car that does ramming, rides on building walls, and fires blue lasers from the headlights. It also gives Gokaioh a pair of laser guns to duel with Bramdo properly. He kicks up a building which Gokaioh shoots up followd by him. The Gokai Full Blast, six gatling guns doing an all out assault, terminates Bramdo. That morning the cops surround the Gokaigers until DekaRed appears. From the department, he states all of the Gokaiger's crimes were fabrications of the Zangyack so they are dismissed. DekaRed claims he will not forgive misuse of their powers as the Gokaigers had off in slow motion. Next episode shows Yellow as a maid.

    Bramdo: Powers include two pistols and an underground missiles while giant sized
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    Episode 6:

    Yellow likes looking at jewels from the jewelry store in episode 1 with Green. Some snobby girl named Komaki pushes her wants the entire stock of jewelry and has a fancy credit card to prove she is the real deal. Some dude in glasses complains about her jewel shopping when she just walks away. Yellow comments she does not get the value of money. Glasses guy takes a liking to Yellow as he shows off his bling, Green thinks he is a fishy creep. Yellow agrees to work with the guy for some reason. After that Green collcts jewels aboard GG, the others finding it weird too, Rd thinking this is trouble. At a mansion Yellow dresses up as a maid as glasses guy shows her his prized stuff, she thinks he is a creep too. His most prized possession being guarded by lasers, the possession being a golden fruit tree. Barizorg tells Warz Gil about it and how what it touches turns to gold. Insarn thinks of the weapon possibilities and Barizorg introduces a sneaky action commander named Nanonanoda who brags about getting through any security. Meanwhile, Yellow starts by cleaning his daughter's room, soon noticing a weird dirty plush toy. Komaki stops her and throws a fit. Yellow complains to the others via mobirate while Green looks up info on the guy because GG has wif. Nanonanoda gets hit by a truck before getting inside the mansion. He sees the golden fruit tree, gets around lasers, Kamoki and Yellow see him, and he gets called out which activates the lasers. He chases them outside, her dad only being concerned about the tree as Nanonanoda goes after him next until Yellow does kick attacks. She fends off the action commander easily, Yellow wanting a raise during the fight because this comedy is really stupid. Nanonanoda calls this situation vexing before Yellow transforms for more melee assaulting. After that she turns into Sun Vulcan for swiping and for people that whined about the lack of a female ranger in 1981. After that she turns into a Bouknger to send her flying, now happy she is getting a million yen. Glasses guy goes to update his security and Kamoki is sad.

    Kamoki pets ger plush rabbit as Yellow wonders why she did not care. Sh mentions how everything changed since her dad got that tree and how they were super poor. The rabbit, named Usa-chan, was an old birthday present of her's from him. She tries to spend more money so they can be poor again. Yellow spews greedy words while that night she heads to GG to shoot darts at a drawing of her.She gets a flashback about being homeless with friends and how miserable it was. Blue talks to her about how money is her dream. She denies this, saying if she said her dream it will not come true. The next day Nanonanoda returns with some gormins, Navi detects this, and th Gokaigers want Yellow's answer. GG anchors itself and all five decide to attack although Pink tells Yellow to head inside while they transform to fight grunts. Blue duels with Nanonanoda briefly as the mansion is on fire. Kamoki tries to get Usa-chan and her dad writes Yellow's check for her. She decides to get Usa-chan for Kamoki, transforming followed by becoming GoGo-V to extinguish the fire. Toei editing takes the fight with the Zangyack to a plaza where the Gokaigers become JAKQ. Gotta like how Green smacks gormins with their own weapons before they use the Covack. Yellow gives Kamoki her rabbit back, her dad briefly remembers it and wonders why she still has it. The tree melts and he is sorry for neglecting her. Yellow turns into Carranger to speed off and slide into Nanonanoda. After that she uses two cutlasses on wires to cut up the action commander followed by the Final Wave being executed, all composed of energy cutters. Warz Gil is displeased as Insarn uses the enlargement ray, Red calls GG for Gokaioh to be formed on the moon, and fighting ensues.... Which quickly ends by way of gatling guns that send him into orbit. The episode ends with Yellow giving her check back and having a couple of rings. Next episode shows Master Sha Fu and the Gekirangers training the Gokaigers in partial arts.

    Nanonanoda: Powers include teleportation, invisibility, and left hand fire balls
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    Episode 7:

    Rd plays darts on GG while Blue does pushups ands the others cook. Yellow demands Green fix the monitor which leads to slapstick. Red wants Navi to do a prediction so she mentions something about a tiger's child- And I just noticed we are back to TV rips. On Horse Ggant, Barizorg introduces Pachacamac the 13th, Warz Gil thinks his name is long. Damaras mentions his family is a master of space kenpo throughout the galaxy. Cut to Red standing in a tiger exhibit at a zoo which freaks people out, the others go for shenanigans as Blue buys a tiger stripd head scarf because comedy. The Gokaigers soon spot a calico cat, thinking that is a lead. Suddenly a building explodes and th cat walks away. The cause was Pachamac who wants to destroy more with hi squad of gormins. The Gokaigers show up to transform, do intros, slaughter mooks, and proceed to flop against Pachacamac after he steals their weapons via magnetic barrier. After that they turn into the Gaorangers which works well enough to send him retreating. Green and Pink feel miserable, mostly the latter. Pink looks at some guy training near kids who we soon se is GekiRed. Pink introduces herself and asks if he can train them to be stronger. He agrees despite Green being iffy on it, thinking it might be pointless and that he has to cook. After he jolts off, Pink trains with the kids in punching. That night Red shows Navi the calico, Navi saying they were looking for a child not a cat. The cat proceeds to like the robot parrot before Red walks away with it. Pink shows her fatigue which makes Yellow worry. Blue thinks that is rare for some reason followed by Green giving a speech about the women doing stuff. After that we see Warz Gil throwing a huge fit for no reason until Insarn calms him down. Green hands to the crow's nest, Yellow tries talking to him while talking about shooting stars. This goes on for too long. Green then hurts his foot trying to lift a bracelet, putting it on himself to throw darts because reasons.

    The next day Pink trains with the kids under GekiRed, Green shows up to join because he is taking over her centric episode to screw with ranger balance. GekiRed allows this cause he is a nice guy. The others encounter Pachacamac again, transform, get in close using his magnet powers, and become Sun Vulcan- YOU REALLY HAD TO CUT AWAY FROM THAT!? Navi tells Green and Pink what is going on, GekiRed gives a positive speed about aiming for the top by working hard. Pink asks for his name and he mentions he is a tiger's child, one kid even mentioning he is a Gekiranger. The two bow and run off. The others use Sun Vulcan style techniques to beat up Pachacamac up. Green and Pink show up to double team on him followed by becoming the Gekirangers with the others. The martial arts keep flying, Pachacamac soon losing his shoulder arms before the Final Wave is unleashed in th form of guns. Insarn thinks Pachacamac was a disappointment before using the enlargement beam followed by Red calling for GG so Gokaioh can form on the moon and teleport down to Earth off screen. Pachacamac wades through cannon balls- WHAT IS WITH THE DUTCH ANGLE SHOTS!? And BOY is he short! Green and Pink mention a new power so Gokaioh unleashes the the geki spirits who ram into Pachacamac, making him explode. Sha Fu talks to GekiRed who thinks they will learn on their own. Later, a repeat of the opening happens except Green counters Yellow grabbing him. Next episode shows Navi missing and Gokaioh with a baseball bat.

    Pachacamac 13: Powers include high jumping, a magnetic field, and an extendable arm from each shoulder that fires an electric cannon from the palms
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    Episode 8:

    Gokaioh fights giant zugormins with little effort, MagiDragon bing used to finish them. On Gigant Horse, Warz Gil gets pissy and demands the next action commander. Damaras curses them, Insarn wonders why they are using sentai powers on Earth. Insert close up of Damaras here. After that Insarn looks at their wanted posters, noting Rd is the last of the Akari pirates- Wait, Blue worked for the Zangyack!? Pink was a princess of the now destroyed planet Famille (Tobikage reference?), Yellow used to steal their energy crystals with Damaras noting revenge as a motive, and Green is ignord because nobody cares about him (Denziman reference?). Green complains about salad before cutting back to Gigant Horse where the Sneaky Brothers are called in. Damaras says to keep their mission a secret from Warz Gil. After that Pink serves a box of chocolate that seriously looks like turds followed by Red accidentally throwing a baseball bat at Green. The Sneaky brothers find GG anchored intending to assault it. The brothers briefly bicker and the gormins get sad, Younger throwing Elder. He retrieves him and tries throwing up on GG many times, the gormins getting bored over time. Eventually he gets onto the crow's nest and into the cabin. Green bickers about how they need sentai powers to get the greatest treasure in the galaxy. Red want to eat but Green taks his food. Blue hears something, but ends up doing push ups. Green is annoyed for no reason so they decide to chow down. Th Zangyack commanders are told this off screen and Elder does recon with Younger on stand buy. Red wants Nav to say something- WAIT, NAVI WAS A BOY!? They go searching for him as Elder sneaks into the ranger keys, Green gets clumsy and knocks the chest over. Elder manages to activate something on the console during this. Elder then sneaks into communication pipes briefly followed by getting stuck in a door frame. Younger starts to panic until Elder finds an ideal spot to be in, specifically the box of turd chocolates. Yellow casually tries taking one, accidentally biting Elder who bounces off. The gormins hold Younger off so he does not lose his cool. Elder slowly heads back for recon.

    Elder keeps sneaking around, proving how vapid the Gokaigers can get. Everyone wonders where Navi is, Pink admitting she accidentally spilled tea on him. Then we find out Green used him as a pillow. Navi shows up in Hawaii clothes which takes Yellow too long to realize. He reveals he was sunbathing with highschool girls which Elder finds annoying. After that Navi is tied up like a pinata as punishment. Also he mentions a floating island, forcing Elder to blow his cover which causes Blue to bat him out. Younger retrievs him followed by the Gokaigers jumping down, saying they cannot let them go.... Sounds like something mobsters would say. They transform, do intros, shoot Younger, and take out gormins with ease. Gotta love Green's trip wire. They turn into the Gaorangers for more melee moves. After that they turn into the Denzimn and go punch happy with a laser computer background. Younger gets pissy with Elder, the former throwing thee latter like a rubber baseball. After that they turn into Goggle-V, spin ribbons, and throw the two around followed by turn back and assaulting the brothers. The Final Wave is used to slay them until Insarn uses the enlargement beam, mentioning thos two were favorites. GG heads into orbit once the Gokaigers are aboard and form Gokaioh. Th brothers brag and go baseball happy again, but Gokaioh uses the Gokai Bat to send Elder out of orbit. Younger gets super upset, tries fighting, and ends up failing when Gokaioh finishes him via gatling guns on full blast. The episode ends with both sides aware the Zangyack knows of the treasure and floating island, Red having GG unanchored. Next episode shows GaoLion and a guy in a lab coat.
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    Episode 9:

    GG sails across the air with Blue and Pink looking for a floating island as Yellow complains they found nothing. She notes to Red they have been around the planet four times now when Pink spots a strange cloud. Red steer into it, leading them to the Animarium from Gaoranger. The Zangyack somehow detect this too and Damaras orders Bowser to be sent toward it. The Gokaigers anchorer GG and set afoot when gormins are sent down with three zugormins and Bowser. They transform, do intros,, take out grunts that surround them, and Bowser charges in at super speed. After that they turn into the Turborangers, Red punching the others forward before going into a super speed. A roar is herd, soon we discover it is from GaoLion who jumps down to swipe everyone off Animarium. The Gokaiger turn into the Jetmen while Bowser uses a zugormin to do a sky fight. Green and Pink are hit, but the others shoot Bowser down soon after. Once on the ground they turn back to normal and comment about GaoLion. A guy in a white coat makes himself known, aware of the island, has a stand off with Red, and it is GaoRed. He reveals he is a vet, Red firing back his crew is a bunch of pirates. Pink's left leg is damaged as they try to walk off. Blue tells Green to stay with her, GaoRed says he is willing to treat her at his place. Meanwhile, the Zangyack wonders what to do about GaoLion when Warz Gil walks in demanding to know why nobody tells him shit. At GaoRed's office he patches up Pink's leg who in turn comforts a wandering puppy. Green asks why he knows about Animarium, GaoRed revealing he is GaoLion's warrior and his identity. He also says the power of the Gaorangers belongs to GaoLion who is uninterested in pirates that only want treasure. Cut top Warz Gil giving a speech about being greedy and not interested about the greatest treasure in the galaxy, demanding a change in plans.

    Red, Blue, and Yellow see gormins lead by Bowser rounding up civilians while Pink tells GaoRed her backstory of being an alien princess that Red accepted. Green mentions he is a tough captain to keep up with as she continues that he is interested in more than treasure. Red tells GaoLion to stay there while he, Blue, and Yellow transform to fight the grunts and Bowser. Navi tells Green and Pink this, the latter saying she is indebted to GaoRed as they run off, transform off screen, and fight. GaoRed sees the Gokaigers fighting off the entire garrison and saving people. Also Yellow demonstrates the cutlasses are not on wires, just combined with their grappling hooks. GaoRed calls them smart mouths before zugormins open fire only to get counterattacked. They then turn into the Gaorangers with an instrumental version of opening theme playing in the background as zugormins get beaten to a pulp. Red slashes up Bowser followed by using the Purifying Beast Sword to finish them, GaoRed asking GaoLion if he watching. After that is the Final Wave consisting of fire charged up flintlock shots. Warz Gil curses them as Insarn uses the enlargement cannons on Bowser and the three zugormins. The Gokaigers have Gokaioh formed once Red calls GG and flies it to the moon. Once on Earth fighting goes on until Bowser launches a claw from his claw (yo dawg!) to prevent Gokaioh's back wheel from turning, making it stuck. GaoLion then decides to be allies with the Gokaigers just as Gokaioh gets fre and the power animal uses claw slashes on bowser. Pink feels honored before Gokaioh combines with GaoLion not unlike GaoKentauros. The zugormins somehow turn their legs into motorcycle wheels while being sliced up, THE SCALING MAKES THE BUILDINGS LOOK MUCH BIGGER THAN THEY SHOULD BE, and Gokaioh casually slashes Bowser, causing him to explode. GG heads off with GaoRed being happy and the Gokaigers wonder what will be next. Next episode shows card playing, Blue and Yellow wondering around, and Green wearing straw in his belt.

    Bowser: Powers include speed, energy slashes from the clawed left hand, high jumping, and a launchable claw from the left arm
  10. Captain Shark

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    Episode 10:

    The Gokaigers play cards, Blue wins via royal flush. Navi jokes about how Red keeps losing when the alarm goes off, a Zangyack fleet attacks a city. After the opening theme Gokaioh goes on a rampage, Blue noticing a green ship which has an action commander named Yokubareed which disappears. Blue notes he is the special demolition unit which we see the Zangyack commanders elaborate on soon after. Damaras warns that while the gigalolium cannon is powerful it can destroy a planet if used incorrectly. Warz Gil gets angry while mentioning his dad. On GG Blue mentions he is familiar with this cannon and its planet busting power. Pink wonders what they can do, he suggests stealing their fuel, and Yellow offers to help. The two head down on foot, turn into the Boukengers, grapple hook their ways up on the green ship, and the others play cards because this seres is really stupid. Once aboard the two attempt disguises with buckets which seem to work despite Blue's disbelief. They enter a room with the fuel, which looks a lot like the oxygen destroyer, when two zugormins spot them and demand they go with them. They take the two to- What? Robotic henchmen playing cards? They decide to play cards with the zugormins to blend in, nobody realizing their human hands are visible. Yellow winds via three pair the first round. We cut to Red still on his losing streak before going back to Yellow's mad skills via montage.

    Gormins putz around and surround the table in disbelief at what is happening. Blue tells Yellow to wrap it up, she replies the next is her last. Yokubareed spots her cheating and asks who they are. Their buckets are removed, revealing they are the Gokaigers. Blue and Yellow take their disguises off. Yokubareed gives them a chance to beat him in cards and if they lose he gets his bounty. They agree, but the action commander will not let Yellow touch his cards as he shuffles them himself. Blue offers to be the player instead and Yokubareed accepts. Blue catches him cheating, the gormins deny it regardless. Talking happens, Blue draws a card, and he gets a royal straight flush. The two try walking off, Yokubareed gets angry, gormins surround them, and the others show up in gormin cosplay to help out. After the disguises are ditched and Green reveals he has the cannon fuel, they transform and do intros. Green sets of a detonator to a bomb that destroys the ship. Everyone jumps off unharmed and the fuel is thrown to Navi who flies off. Mooks get slaughtered as the opening theme plays. Green puts straw on his belt to blend in with a bush while Red duels with Yokubareed, easily beating him. He demands a real duel by throwing his card bombs which get reflected when the Gokaigers turn into JAKQ. Big Bomber is used on Yokubareed and two zugormins. This is followed by the Final Wave composed of shooting and slashing with energy cutters. Warz Gil curses them, Insarn uses the enlargement cannons, Yokubareed moves into a city as an energy ball, the Gokaigers rope up to GG, and Gokaioh forms on the moon. In the city Yokubareed throws card bombs while Gokaioh holds the fuel. The Gokaigers let hm try to take it as they throw it int the orbital fleet, destroying a few ships. After that GaoLion is summoned to go full GaoKentauros, ending Yokubareed in slashing that leads to explosions. The epiode ends with Blue still beating everyone at cards, he catches Yellow cheating, and Green and Navi mock Red for losing so much. Next episode shows Warz Gil in battle and Princess ShinkenRed

    Yokubareed: Powers include telekinetically controlling card bombs and turning into an energy ball
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    Episode 11:

    Blue trains outside of a temple with a cemetery, Green almost trips over which allows him to see yellow flowers. Navi alerts them of Zangyack activity so they head off. Cut to Gokaioh slaying three zugormins only to be finished off by the Gokai Starburst followed by miniguns and MagiDragon. On Gigant Horse Warz Gil beats up gormins, demanding the Gokaigers be defeated. Some talking happens until we see the rangers on GG where Navi flies around, has a vision, and mentions a samurai. After that the team looks around for a samurai, Yellow barely able to pronounce any names. Green asks some people practicing kendo which fails. Blu gets a flashback of his training when he was in the Zangyack, easily getting beaten up by gormins although he had a friend named Cid to help him train with swords. Pink notices him dozing off before she looks at the kendo class again. Thumping is heard, a bunch of kurokos show up and Toshizo introduces Princess ShinkenRed. The Gokaigers realize thy are looking for her, some banter ensues with Toshizo failing at being funny via being super serial. She attacks them with a katana, Red able to easily dodge her attacks. Pink tells them to stop, Blue tries talking to her. After that we see a purple Zangyack battleship dock with Gigant Horse. From it an action commander named Deizeiger attacks gormins until Warz Gil points out he is one of his dad's supreme guards. The emperor sent Deizeiger because Damaras failed to conquer Earth. Warz Gil thinks they have nothing to fear now and demands an attack be launched to prove himself to his dad. Damaras points out it is a bad idea to enter the battlefield, but he does not care and wants Barizorg to assist him. Princess ShinkenRed duels with Blue after they exchange words. Neither can land a hit on the other and the Zangyack fleet attacks the city.

    Princess ShinkenRed slices up various gormins until Deizeiger, Barizorg, and Warz Gil are teleported down. Th boastful leader makes a big speech until Red shoots at him and insults are spewed. Warz Gil throws a fit and has gormins run after them. The Gokaigers easily beat the grunts up while transforming and doing intros. Also panty shots of Pink, wow she has long underpants. Zugormins are sent in with a second wave which only increases the slaughtering. Once the mooks go down Deizeiger approaches them, the Gokaigers turn into the Zyurangers only to flunk badly. Warz Gil is pleased by this followed by them becoming the Dynamen using the Super Dynamite. This also fails, Yellow notes he is tougher than their previous opponents. After that they turn into the Gingamen, Bue going after Warz Gil only for Barizorg to defend him with ease. The others are unable to do much to Deizeiger whle Blue notes Zariborg uses the same stance as his friend Cid. He gets hit, forcing him to turn into his civilian form. Blue demands to know if he is Cid, Warz Gil confirms that Barizorg is Cid Bamick after turning from traitor to loyal cyborg. Blue is shocked by this as Warz Gil orders Barizorg to kill him. Rd saves Blue from a fatal strike that cut deep into his back. Red fires some shots, Warz Gil bleeds blue blood, and Insarn has the trio teleport to Gigant Horse and have the fleet retreat INSTEAD OF BOMBARDING THEM WITH LASERS. Princess ShinkenRed has kurokos treat Red's wounds aboard GG because why have a set location from a previous entry? Blue heads to the crow's nest alone thinking about Cid. That night we see Pink giving the others blanket for the night and Toshizo wondering if they should take the chest with ranger keys only for Princess ShinkenRed to tell him no. The next day Blue is gone, Yellow finding only a note saying he must do something alone. Next episode shows Red chomping on pizza and Gokaioh with samurai armor.

    Deizeiger: Powers include a sword that emits energy cutters, thick skin
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    Episode 12:

    After a recap of last episode, the others try talking to Rd who says Blue will be fine and that he needs food. Blue keeps walking around as he thinks back to a time he was ordered to kill kids by a zugormin, but refused, fought back, and went full traitor. As a result he was detained, but Cid bat up some guards and helped him escape what is essentially a low budget prison. Cid wants him to help people as he offers himself as a diversion, getting shot so Blue could escape. Barizorg heads out, Insarn wonders what is with him. Blue and Barizorg meet up near some sword, the former wanting answers. He begs Barizorg to wake up only to get pushed and to take his sword in the ground. Blue tries using his technique in imitation only to gt deflected. Barizorg proclaims he will still be loyal to the Zangyack and lays the smackdown on Blue. Barizorg walks off as Blue is frustrated he lost his friend while Warz Gil complains about his hand wound. He wants revenge and Deizeiger understands. Red chows down on food, or rather meat, with Princess ShinkenRed wondering if Blue will come back. Red tells the story of how they met, specifically in the Toei quarry aka another world where he saved him from being gunned down. Upon the two meeting they slay the mooks who do nothing but stand around as they talk. After the fight Blue reveals he has a tracking collar with an electric charge so Red tries taking it off which exhausts both of them. Since then they became friends, Pink admitting jealousy. Deizeiger calls out the Gokaigers with a garrison of gormins and zugormins. Princess ShinkenRed offers to help, but Red replies this is their fight. GG gets closer to the ground for them to jump off of after transforming. Blue is still depressed as he remembers when he and Red became friends followed bhy the others, finally coming to his senses.

    The Gokaigers fight off the grunts as Blue runs through a random forest to get to them. Red turns into various rangers because why not? Yellow does this next- Wait, is this that one episode adapted to Super Megaforce with the sentai only rangers? Oh snap it is! Green and Pink follow this lead, Deizeiger wanting to join in on the fighting and does so, one energy cutter depowering the four of them. The Gokaigers claim they will not lose as they happily stand up. Princess ShinkenRed ad Toshizo stop Blue in the woods and she gives the pirate a disc for some reason before continuing to run. The others are barely holding their own in the battle, getting overwhelmed quickly, only Pink is able to maintain herself. Deizeiger tells them to die when an electric surge stops them, Blue slowly walks up to them and apologizing for taking so long. The others do not seem to mind as Red asks himt o watch his back. The Gokaigers transform to an instrumental version of the opening. Red and Blue us the combat strategy they used when they first met before they all become the Shinkengers as an instrumental version of that theme plays. Blue even uses the copy disc he was given to aid in assaulting Deizeiger. The Final Wave is used, energy cutters destroy Deizeiger only for Gigant Horse's enlargement beams to grow him. The Gokaigers teleport into Gokaioh off screen with GaoLion attacked, charging in with a mouth laser as they unlock a new power THAT TURNS GAOLION INTO SAMURAI ARMOR. WHAT THE HELL!? AND THEN MORE ZUGORMINS APPEAR FROM THE GROUND AND GOKAIOH USES A DOUBLE SIDED NAGINATA TO WASTE THEM IN FIERY EXPLOSIONS FOLLOWD BY DOING THE SAME TO DEIZEIGER EXCEPT NCLUDING A HUNDRED PLUS METER SWORD WITH FIRE. OH AND A DUTCH ANGLE CAMERA TO GIVE A KICK IN THE CROTCH! At dusk the Gokaigers talk a bit ending with Red wanting food and Blue being glad to be back. Next episode shows Pink fighting some crook.
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    Episode 13:

    On GG we see the Gokaigers doing mundane stuff, Red wanting food as he acknowledges he has healed from the past two episodes. Pink goes around shopping for food as Yellow talks over her scenes wondering how much she has changed since her life as a princess. Pink gets approached by a guy in a baseball hat wanting directions to the train station only to pull a pistol on her for kidnapping reasons. Cut to Gigant Horse where Insarn says a meteor full of puazole fell to Earth. Damaras points out that emits poison when exposed to enough electricity in the form of shocks, allowing them to easily conquer the planet. An action commander named Zaggai is called in Insarn gives him a sensor on his left arm. The kidnapper takes Pink to his warehouse lair, demanding she hand over stuff. Shortly after she disarms him and points out it was a toy. He asks who she is, she says she is a pirate, and after confirming she is a space pirate the kidnapper bows. He reveals he only did it because he was in massive debt to a creditor of 30 million yen- Wow that creditor looks shady. Pink contacts Green about him needing money which he panics abut after she raises the amount ten times, making it sound like extortion. Green and Navi panic while Red casually eats an apple before being contacted. The nameless kidnapper talks to Red which ends up being intimidating. Zaggai shows up wanting puazole the kidnapper apparently has. Pink knows about the substance with Zaggai mentioning she is an ex-princess during banter. Shooting ensues and Pink escapes with the nameless kidnapper. The others show up, seeing Pink's gun and necklace with Navi saying he detected a Zangyack while the chase continues. Once the location is found they run off. Pink and the kidnapper are cornered and shot at by Zaggai. She transforms and fires back- DID YOU NOT LOSE YOUR GUN!? She turns into Gorenger and Goseiger to flee.

    Pink and the kidnapper make it to a coastal park region, she asks him if he picked up anything recently. A flashback shows he got a weird looking coin as Pink points out that puts the planet in danger. The kidnapper cries about how he sucks, Pink replies he is lucky. He gives her the mineral, she says he saved the planet and all of its lives, something she wished she could have done for her planet. Zaggai shows up with a squad of gormins, Pink fghts them off- HOW DID THE NAMELESS KIDNAPPER GET AN RPG FROM ONE!? The others show up to slay grunts, Yellow hurting herslf during a headbutt while Green tries a leg wrestling move which either confirms gormins are cyborgs that feel pain or the writing is a joke. Yellow accuses Zaggai of kidnapping which baffles him. After that they transform and do intros with the opening playing. Remaining mooks storm in only to be given the smackdown. The kidnapper gets entranced by Pink fighting as the gormins explode. Zaggai wants a timeout to prove innocence but both sides just fire on each other. After that they turn into the Gingamen for sword play followed by elemental powers after an assault they then use the Final Wave using Gokai Blasts from their guns to take Zaggai down. Insarn uses Gigant Horse's enlargement beams to grow and revive Zaggai, Red calls for GG to pick them up via ropes, and Gokaioh forms on the moon. Zaggain laser spams Gokaioh followd by the mech going gun happy and filpping around in the air. After that GaoLion is summoned for samurai armor, Zaggai charges in only to get cut up and flipped like a pancake. The battle ends via giant fire sword and a surprisingly small explosion. Pink talks to Green offscreen, after that the puazole is tossed into the ocean where it is said to become harmless. Pink walks up to the nameless kidnapper who apologizes for his actions. She gives him permission to call her if things seem hopeless and he thanks her before jogging off. Red wonders who it was, Pink replies she helped him find his way. Next episode shows traffc safety and Insarn iin battle.

    Zaggai: Powers include a puazole sensor, green lasers from the twin probes, and creating whirlwinds by spinning
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    Episode 14:

    Everyone on GG is asleep, Navi dreams of being a car unable to stop, causing him to wake up. He talks about traffic safety as the next clue to the treasure, boring the Gokaigers Cut to Gigant Horse where Damaras mentions a report of him ignoring a red light which annoyed some guy in a red jacket. Damaras think the person who scolded him is a normal person, Warz Gil storms off annoyed at a mundane report while Insarn tries to look him up, thinking he is attractive- And I'm just going to reveal it is Red Racer. An action commander named Jealoushitto walks in who has feelings for Insarn, even imaging cherry blossoms with them in school uniforms. He notices Red Racer on the monitor who we see teachng kds traffic safety who just run off. Red Racer is then met by Jealoushitto and a squad of gormins. He tries to tell them to stop, but ends up fighting them on a playground. Meanwhile, the Gokaigers try learning about traffic safety before spotting Red Racer in trouble. The transform offscreen and deal with the grunts. Red Racr knows they are the Gokagers who turn into the Zyurangers while fighting. Jealoushitto tries fighting them, but flops hard, even failing the sword catch technique before running off. Insarn is unimpressed by the action commander's retreat while Red Racer introduces himself, handing out free drinks. Some banter ensues, Red Racer wants them to help him teach kids abut traffic safety with a five colored traffic light. They try walking off, but they need the power of the Carrangers to lead to the greatest treasure of the galaxy. Insarn falls further in love as she sings opera and dances as Jealoushitto watches. He gets jealous watching her performance.

    The Gokaigers try hiding, but Green does not know where to go with Red Racer catching up to him, saying Shakesphere would be impressed. Jealoushitto shows up enraged- WHY IS HE USING GREEN AS A SHIELD!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HEROCISM!? Green even points this out, Red Racer saying he lost the ability to fight. Both of them sit down while Jealoushitto gets literally inflamed. Insarn teleports down to tell him to knock it off. She picks up Red Racer to defend him from the action commander, Green wonders what he saw. The others show up and also wonder this as Insarn sings and dances with him. Insarn tells the Gokaigers to hurry it up so they transform, but through weird editing they change locations. Jealoushitto is soon assaulted and he fires back via sliding while on fire. After they get hit they turn into the Turborangers, Red Racer tells them that is wrong so they turn into the Carrangers complete with intros. After some melee they use skates , bikes, and unicycles for another assault, Red Racer being impressed as Insarn tries to rest her head on him. She gets angry as he rejects him, quickly turning into sexual assault. He manages to kick her off and run as the other Zangyack commanders view this via monitor, puzzled at what is going on. Warz Gil decides to use the enlargement beam of Gigant Horse to grow Jealoushitto, the Gokaigers point out they did not even beat him yet which adds more confusion. Insarn and Jealoushitto have a moment as Red Racer tells him to put more heart into his words instead of just yelling. The action commander confesses his love for her, she claims to feel the same which goes on repeating itself for a while until Jealoushitto attacks the Gokaigers. Red calls in GG, they rope aboard, fire cannons, and form Gokaioh on the moon. The Gokai Star Burst is fired at Jealoushitto followed by a fast spin attack in homage to RV Robo. GaoLion is summoned to form samurai armor for naginata slicing and ending the battle via Gokai Samurai Giri. Jealoushitto is sent into orbit, crashing into Gigant Horse- HOW DID HE GET BACK TO HUMAN SIZE!? Insarn calls hm gutless for losing so easily and orders he be discarded. After that Red Racer tries getting the Gokaigers to help him out with a play idea which seems to attract kids. He demands more passion from them so the Gokaigers do Carranger posing twice, the second time with Red Racer and the kids joining in. Navi watches this on TV and comments some great powers are useless. Th ending theme promotes the Gokaiger and Goseiger crossover movie. Next episode shows AkaRed and another pirate with sixth ranger keys and a monkey.

    Jealoushtto: Powers include palm electric bolts, speed, body flames that allows him to throw fire balls and slashes, and high jumping
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    Episode 15:

    Green points out their bounty went up, almost to the point of rivaling the Akakai Pirates. Red takes the newspaper with their bounty on it and tells them not to worry. Navi tries making a prediction, stating danger is coming. Blue wonders if they have to find something dangerous, Red thinks it is a good idea. Cut to a red Zangyack ship where we see a monkey named Sally and her boss in pirate clothes hading for Earth, Warz Gil spots this on radar and wants answers, wondering if it is reinforcements. Barizorg points out it is special pirates recognized by the empire and are their allies despite being secretive. Warz Gil fails to understand and struts off trying to ignore it. Later the Gokaigers walk arond, Green slipping on a banana peel. Sally is revealed to be the culprit, Red saying her name which catches the others off guard. Her boss shows himself, Red and him banter because they have a history together. Apparently he is here for the greatest treasure in the galaxy too, Red tries shooting him before charging in, but Sally stops him. Three giant zugormins attack them via palm lasers. Insarn wonders why Damaras sent them. The pirate and Sally flee during the laser spamming while GG is called in, the Gokaigers teleport on it, and Gokaioh forms on the moon. During the fight there is a weird awkward pause before MagiDragon is summoned for binding while Sally and her boss look from atop a rooftop. This is followed by the Full Blast which eliminates the other two. The others ask Red about- His name was Basco!? You did not say that! Maybe the subs screwed up. They demand answers since they have the same goal. Navi points out Basco was an Akakai Pirate member, Red reveals he was a member alog with AkaRed aka their captain, Navi mentions he was there too. The three/four of them were looking for the greatest treasure in the galaxy, having fun and fighting the Zangyack. One day GG was attacked and raided by gormins, Basco revealing he betrayed them as he took the chest of ranger keys. He shot Red in the right shoulder, AkaRed tells him to run as he turns the ship over to fight the mooks. He tries running on construction equipment, AkaRed saves him and gives him the treasure chest before charging into combat as fire erupts. The others are struck with grief.

    On Basco's battleship he meets with Damaras who wants to give him information. Basco comments things are coming together. Damaras wonders what he will do to the Gokaigers, he replies he will deal with them. Basco calls Red, some banter ensues and the latter wants to end it between them. Damaras tells Basco not to mess up despite Basco pointing out the zugormin interference was his fault. Once Damaras leaves, Basco and Sally do childish faces behind his back. Pink tries to convince Red not go alone and fails, Green wonders if he will be okay. Yellow says they should look for the treasure tomorrow. At the famous sentai quarry the two former partners square off with some talking until Basco reveals he has ranger keys of the sixth rangers. He puts five into a trumpet to manifest them and unleash them on Red, Basco commenting that he does not like to fight fair. Yellow comments he is a transparent villain as the others show up to help. They transform and do intros and charge into the manifested sixth rangers, holding their own in what is seemingly evenly matched. Also Green demonstrates their cutlasses do have boomerang-like properties. Pink gets badly hurt followed by Green although not as badly while almost going off a cliff. Yellow goes slash happy while Blue has no problem winning his fight. Pink regains her foot and shooting as Red wins his fight. The Gokaigers then use the Final Wave composed of shots, slashes, and Red doing an energy cutter. Red tells Basco he is finished when explosions suddenly go off, more sixth rangers showing up out of nowhere. Now outnumbered badly, the Gokaigers get beaten up hard in slow motion. Basco and Sally head off in their Zangyack battleship with the others captured, the former smacktalking Red as he leaves the defeated sixth ranger keys behind. Next episode shows the others tied with chains, the sixth rangers attacking, and AkaRed talking to Red while the background is white.
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    Episode 16:

    After a recap of last episode- And it is Over Time instead of TV-Nihon. Navi panics while Red tries tracking the others on the GG to no avail. He swipe the five sixth ranger keys when Basco calls him. He confirms the crew is fine as Sally has them chained up, Blue hints they will not be for long. Basco offers a trade deal: Them for GG, the rest of the keys, and Navi. If not he will turn them over to the Zangyack for their bounty before hanging up. Red slams his head on the support beam in anger. Basco tells the others he wants Red to forsake something. Yellow offers to work for hm because she wants to live, she hand signals to the others she is faking it. Basco catches on, saying he has trouble trusting people. Basco tells Sally to throw them into the brig and he does so, guarding the cell while munching on a banana. The others talk about what Red will do, Yellow thinks they have to escape. Green tries to lure Sally to the door only to get a banana peel in his face. Sally walks off before we see Blue trying to lead everyone through some vents. Basco catches them and points his gun at Blue. Meanwhile, Red has a flashback of slaying gormins to get a bunch of treasure which is where he found a ranger key and met AkaRed. The ranger keys are not his, but he needs them, Red fights him and flunks hard. Red tries handing over the ranger key, saying he thinks the greatest treasure is worth looking for although it is likely a legend, AkaRed confirms it is indeed real before walking away and offers him to join. Red stares in awe at GG.Back to the current time Red makes a decision.

    The others are placed into the brig when Red calls up saying he is willing to do the trade. This causes the others to be disappointed. Later the trade is held in a quarry, Red even having the chest in his hands with all the keys. He then says he will not give it to him and he will take back his crew. He throws it at his team, Yellow trips Sally, Green changes to free the others while Red and Basco fight. After that Basco summons some sixth rangers via his trumpet like before, Yellow wonders if they will get all the keys before they transform and do intros. They charge in swords swinging, Navi collects the unused ranger keys and flies off with the chest. Yellow rolls down a hill in comical fashion, allowing her to team up with Pink. Green fails at being funny before Blue saves his butt. After Red does slicing and shooting the Final Wave is used for shots and energy cutters. With all the sixth ranger keys defeated, Basco says he is leaving for today and unleashes a liquidoid from Sally's torso named Wataru. Red calls in GG, they rope up, and Gokaioh forms in orbit. Gokaioh keeps sword swinging, but Wataru keeps dodging. After that comes cannon fire, summoning GaoLion to become samurai armor, and the fight ends via Samurai Strike. The episode ends with GG heading for the setting sun, the sixth ranger keys being on the table, and everyone mentioning how important working together is as Red secretly thanks them all and Basco still has a few keys. Next episode shows more fighting and the premier of Silver.

    Wataru: Powers include hand electric bolts and extendable arms
  17. Captain Shark

    Captain Shark Active Member

    Super Sentai: 199 Hero Great Battle (Part 1):

    80 minutes!? At least it is TV-Nihon. The movie opens with the 35th anniversary logo. The Goseigers are fighting gormis and zugormins with Gosei Great in the background busted. They get beaten very hard as battleships fire lasers at them. They hide iin a forest thanks to bad editing until a squad finds them. The squad is quickly beaten by Akaranger of the Gorengers. A zugormin tries sneaking up on him, but Big One of JAKQ stops him. B1 tells the Goseigers all other sentai are coming and Akarangr offers them to join which they agree to. More enemies attack, but all the extra heroes from previous sentai teams show up to take them down (except DekaBright). Rio and Mele apparently did their time in the Underworld as they are helping out too. 199 group shot! The Goseiger theme plays as the rangers charge in and redo what happened in episode 1 except it shows off a lot more. Eventually the battleships laser spam the teams, Akaranger has them combine their powers into positive energy, slaying the fleet and the extra heroes join in too. GoseiRed wakes up wondering what happened, the other Goseigers soon after. Other rangers wake up in the distance as it bcomes clear they won, but cannot transform anymore as they are scattered into space. Near Saturn's orbit we see AkaRed seeing this energy go into space- Wait a tick; Saturn is 8.5 astronomical units from Earth and one AU is the distance between Earth and the sun which takes eight minutes traveling at light speed, meaning unless positive energy travels faster than light these guys have been unconscious for AT LEAST seventy minutes! GoseiRed goes "well at least Earth is saved" and everyone goes on their separate ways. Cut to- A FEW YEARS LATER!? DID A TIME PARADOX HAPPEN!? After a recreation of the first episode orbital preperation, the Gokaigers fight gormins in a plaza lead by Insarn and Barizorg. Once the grunts go down another wave is brought in, the Gokaigers turn into the Go-Ongers, Dynamen, Fivemen, and Goseigers- Wait, the Goseigers took back their ranger keys! Upon touching them they get their powers back and I so missed these guys in comparison to the Gokaigers, please make this good! The Goseigers transform and the Gokaigers are puzzled before the former slays the last mooks, Insarn has Barizorg and herself teleport off.

    Both sides bicker, GoseiRed wonders if they have the key for GoseiKnight too- YES YOU DO! THIS TAKES PLACE RIGHT AFTER EPISODE 16! GK is stuck in his header form which spooks GokaiGreen. GokaiRed wonders if they should be stealing their keys, GoseiBlack and GoseiYellow get POed. The reds bicker on about not helping each other, eventually fighting. GokaiRed kicks GoseiRed down before the two sides start fighting each other, specifically color versus color. GokaiGreen is so weak. Eventually they use their finisher moves on each other, both getting blown away via explosion. After that the Gokaigers wonder about GoseiKnight while the Goseigers are convinced GK's key is with the pirates, GoseiRed still thinks there is a chance to talk to them. GoseiBlue nots they cannot tackle them head on when GG shows up. On Gigant Horse Warz Gil throws another fit, Insarn wonders if the other sentai have revived- HOW WOULD SHE KNOW THIS!? And how did she not know Red Racer was a sentai member- Whatever. Damaras walks in saying he senses an aura of the dead, it manifests near them and takes the shape of Black Cross Fuhrer! Warz Gil demands he identify himself and he replies he is the Black Cross King (no longer Fuhrer), head of a secret group that bears grudes on the Super Sentai while trying to conquer Earth. The have revived him from Hell into what he is now. The Zangyack want Earth and Black Cross King wants revenge against the Super Sentai and their followers, even agreeing to slay the Gokaigers as a bonus. Warz Gil accepts this pact, BKK says he will steal ranger keys first. Cut to a preschool where DenjiBlue is selling what I think are doughnuts, he sees some boy playing with a DDJ toy which his father gave him and played with as a boy. DenjiBlue feels nostalgic as he remembers his old days, even giving him- Oh those are rolls. After giving a heart filled speech, DenjiBlue sees some guy saving another person from being ran over by a car. The driver turns out to be DekaPink and the rescuer RyuRanger, all the sentai members recognize each other- Oh hey there's Murphy. The guy that was saved cries before we see the Gokaigers finding GK's key in the chest, only GokaiGreen cares while GokaiRed thinks it would be good bait. However, the Goseigers attack with Gosei Great, Red has GokaiOh form and fight. Seaick headers are used and do a decent job of fending off Gokaioh. GoseiRed sneaks aboard and soon finds GK's key, but GokaiRed spots him so they fight. GoseiRed grabs their chest and jumps out, GokaiRed following him. He soon gets GK's key, but looses the chest, GoseiPink saying justice as won. However, Gigant Horse shows up and unveils a 3-barreled howitzer cannon from its underside and unloads. GoseiRed loses the key while Black Cross King is tractor beamed down to steal the chest while revealing himself. Both teams gather as BKK revives Dagon, Yogoshimacritein, and Brajira. The Goseigers even note this, but Brajira replis hee is not quite himself. Brajira says they were revived from Hell, their belts being proof thanks to BKK. The three monsters fire a beam from their weapons upon them touching, blowing the rangers away while BKK teleports off. Navi wonders what happened to everyone when he trips and sees GK's key.

    After that we see the rangers are teleported to different locations: The reds in an office building frozen in time, the pinks and black/green on a high bridge, and the blues and yellows in the Edo period. Brajira talks to the reds via monitors, saying they can only leave if they beat him as a squad of BBs show up. During the fighting they bicker before transforming. Dagon leads an army of zorbils against the pinks and black/green- WHEN THE HELL DOES HE FIRE ENERGY BALLS FROM HIS EYES!? GoseiPink and GokaiGreen are rescued from falling via their counterparts who pull them up, Dagon takes too long to fire his trident electric bolts- THEY WERE RED NOT BLUE! The yellows and blues are beaten up as Yogos has a squad of ugatzes filing the results. Gotta love classy Go-Onger humor, even the Toei logo shows up. He says that they have thirty minutes to beat him or the entire area blows up, the ugatzes charge in with them transforming as they charge in. After the grunts go down the yellows charge in only to get a bunch of staff wind aka ANOTHER POWER HE NEVER HAD. That rescued guy from earlier offers his old Variblune toy to the sentai that saved him, DenjiBlue wonders what if he gave up hope, the man replies that no matter how hard he worked nothing got better as his future is pitch black. DekaPink mentions that villains always show up, but she wants a world with a happy future. Ryuranger says that without hopes and dreams there is no reason to live as he offers him.... Are those lemon bars- Oh they're gyoza dumplings! He even offers him to come to his restaurant. Suddenly the skies turn dark, BKK announces himself via holograms much like Desmark in Goggle-V. He declares that all Super Sentai and their believers will meet his revenge, even having 33 out of 35 of them. Insert random cameos from the show here (and BoukenRed who was at the beginning). This angers the shit out of them. The reds keep fighting BBs before Brajira shows up, firing palm lasers aka ANOTHER POWER HE DID NOT HAVE! He could rechannel lasers through his hands, but not fire them on his own! DID NOBODY LOOK OVER ANYONE'S POWERS!? Oh and the lasers can home in on enemies too. The pinks and black/green retreat into a cave to talk things out. GokaiPink wants a discussion about joining forces, the other three decide why not, partially due to the savings on the bridge. GokaiGreen gets an idea before we see Yogos fending off the male rangers and the yellows try some sneaky attack. They jump into each other because they are so similar. Yogos fends them off with kanabo bolts AKA AN ATTACK HE DID ACTUALLY USED SO APPARENTLY SOMEONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION TO DETAIL! The yellows bicker and copy each other and note they are in sync with each other, the men having a similar moment (I was incorrect this is GoseiBlack not GoseiBlue). Yogos tells them they only have five minutes left when the yellows, in kimonos, try distracting him. 41:00? Yeah that's a good time to stop, the second half of the movie will be taken on next time as I need to fume. That and the new character limit will not let me do a full synopsis.
  18. Captain Shark

    Captain Shark Active Member

    Super Sentai: 199 Hero Great Battle (Part 2):

    Yogos likes having fans until the yellows kick his kanabo and the guys open fire on him. The yellows then transform so all four can use energy cutters to blow up Yogos. At the coast we see the pinks and men fghting zorbils as Dagon watches from a cliff. Once the grunts go down- DAGON DID NOT EMIT ORANGE ELECTRIC SHOCKS FROM HIS EYE BALLS! The four of them get shocked from eyes and the wrong colored bolts from Dagon's trident, sending them over the cliff. However, all the zorbils are turned into disguised rangers via GoseiBlue using camouflage, forcing Dagon to kill them. This allows them to shoot the now somehow unaware villain to get shot in the back followd by stronger energy shots that finish him off. The reds keep trying to escape homing palm lasers, GoseiRed getting badly hurt after a hit in the back. GokaiRed tries distracting Brajira's lasers, taking the brunt of them near an elevator to save three people. Brajira says they are finished, GoseiRed protects GokaiRed using an explosion tensou when h notices a BB Bug he quickly shoots down. GoseiRed tries having a heartfelt moment with GokaiRd, but he blows it off. After that the reds attack with their swords, SOMEHOW EASILY KILLING BRAJIRA EVEN THOUGH HE IS FAR MORE DURABLE. Then they somehow teleport back to the quarry where they jest and grab hands as the others show up. GoseiKnight is restored to normal thanks to Navi and informs them Black Cross King is up to no good. Both teams decide to joining together to stop him via hands in a circle. BCK (sorry about BKK typos last time) teleports onto a cliff, the rangers arrive via GG. BCK proclaims they will be his first victims as he pours all the ranger keys into a gun that fires a blue energy ball that forms all the past Super Sentai members before teleporting off. The moment is tense as everyone banters, GokaiPink stating they have no choice. The ten transform (technically eleven since GK is there), the horrific encoding shows, and intros are done. The imitation sentai charge in followed by the eleven (who have back explosions). Oh look, stock footage finishers! During a Final Wave and Dynamic combo we see the imitators are turned back into rangr keys upon defeat. Also the Gokaigers and Goseigers asily slay these teams so easily even though Abarekiller alone should give them difficulty unless the imitator lacks his super speed and MOAB leveled explosion- And apparently he does! Also Toei editing takes up from the famous quarry to the famous river. GoseiKnight cleaving through the sixth rangers is a tad insulting because they are usually on the same level as red rangers aka being the best and in most cases are the fastest. After that are battles with pinks, yellows, greens and blacks (GokaiGreen just had to make this more comedic than it needed to be), blues, and reds. Why the Kakurangers and Hurricangers never use ninpo or the Magrangers not use spells is anyone's guess. Th Knight Dynamic and Final Wave are used to finish the remainng sentai ranger imitations complete with the reds slashing up the Gorengers. All of the ranger keys pour back into the chest which GokaiRed closes. BCK shows up noting they are out of power as he decides to grow huge and launch purple fire balls from his hands. Everyone turns into their civilian forms as he machine ghost walks toward them to fire red eye lasers. The ranger keys glow and fire a ray to depower the monster and transport the eleven to a realm of light. In this realm AkaRed tells them the feelings of the eyes is eternal, Big One tells them their hearts of love and protection are the same as any human. Other past rangers give them their respect and hope. Several cameos later the ranger keys manifest all the past teams as the Gokaiger opening plays followed by the Gokaigers and Goseigers transform. BCK finds this impossible as the previous 33 teams form a giant bazooka for the eleven to use, the Super Sentai Bazooka! BCK fires finger lightning, but the bazooka fires the insignias of all the teams which blows him up! After that the ranger keys return to the chest.

    However, the ground shakes and coming up from it is BCK in some questionable CGI! He claims that was not enough to beat him now that he is the eight-legged Black Cross Colossus, his true form! Mouth lasers fire before he strolls into the city, darkening the sides and showing off how his head has turrets on it. Citizens scramble for cover- Oh he has four mouths! The Gokaigers and Goseigers use their mechs to little avail, GK getting the worse. Nozomu from Goseiger and the sad business guy from earlier tell a bunch of school kids to not give up because they won't. Business guy wants to face the future and tells them not to give up until the very end as GokaiOh gets knocked down. The kid with the DDJ figure starts the cheering, leading to more people cheering, eventually the rangers start hearing this which gives their mechs energy. Both Variblune and DDJ figures start glowing with positive energy and then manifest allowing with surround streaks of light. The end result to everyone's surprise? Every single starting mecha from the past 33 series! All glowing and in three rows! GK calls it the greatest miracle in Earth's history as the Gorenger opening plays as Vriblune, Sky Ace, and Battle Fever Robo get the first shots. BCC revive various villains from Magiranger, Go-Onger, Shinkenger, and Brajira with his various Bladerun personalities as the mechs charge in to save the day. So much epic ass whooping. GoseiRed proclaims behind them are the planet's hopes and dreams as Gosei Great and GokaiOh double team on Brajira as every monster explodes. The crowd roars and BCC curses the Super Sentai. The manifestations launch rainbow beams at him, GokaiRed's ranger key of AkaRed glows, and has the Variblune attach to GokaiOh, forming a giant Casseopia/Gorenger themed sword, cutting Black Cross Colossus in half! BOOM! Immense crowd cheering occurs as the dark clouds let up. The mechs return to their previous forms after that. Later the reds talk on the sword bow of the GG as the Goseigers return their powers to the Gokaigers, asking they do ther best. GokaiGreen comments they like Earth and the people on it. The movie ends with a cameo of GokaiSlver as the Gokaiger ending plays with every sentai being referenced.

    Black Cross King: Powers include teleportation, reviving dead monsters, darkening skies, creating illusions of himself, a gun that enslaves ranger keys, purple fire balls from the palms, red eye lasers, and blue finger lightning bolts
    Black Cross Colossus: Powers include purple mouth lasers, darkening skies, body turrets, bladed hooks for feet, and reviving monsters as giants

    My complaints with this will be addressed with opnions dealing with the first third, tune in next time.
  19. Captain Shark

    Captain Shark Active Member

    Episode 17:

    GokaiOh flies and unleashes MagiDragon to slay three giant zugormins followed by gunning them down and even car summoning. Over a dozen of them suddenly show up when they use the headers of the Goseigers to finish them off. Some guy with big teeth comments about this. After that Yellow mentions how they got the sixth ranger keys from Basco, allowing them to find the treasure sooner. Navi mentions something incredible is rolling in involving a guy in silver, Red orders everyone to move out. Upon doing so they find a fat guy in silver jogging around which turns out not to be the guy they are looking for. Big smile guy shows up and refers to Red by his name. He tells Red to help a boy that fell down because he is a sentai member, but neither Red nor the boy care, the former calling him an oddball as the pirates walk off. GokaiPink spots a squad of gormns lead by Arumadon who has a bomb. He mentions he planted many bombs around the city and used the zugormins as a distraction. The Gokaigers transform and do intros followd shooting two gormins before slashing them up. Wow their numbers grew fast. Green gets one of their bombs during the fighting followed by suggesting to the others to use the sixth ranger keys. Smile guy knows about the ranger keys as he smiles from a distance. However, Arumadon's energy barrier prevents them from damaging him, smile guy commenting this was his chance. Before smile guy can do anything, Arumadon decides to retreat via emitting electricity and running off. On Gigant Horse Warz Gil throws a fit on Arumadon leaving, the other commanders not caring either way as he walks off. Barizorg thinks the Gokaigers will be his top priority since he has a reputation for being prideful to the point of disregarding orders. Warz Gil has Insarn do something he whispers to her in front of his staff. Cut to the Gokaigers still walking around, Green thinking the barrier had to do with his collar. Smile guy shows up to say his nam and proclaim his love for Super Sentai, wanting to join their crew as the sixth Gokaiger. He mentions how traditional Super Sentai can be as he imagines the five talking to the audience. Green complains about being left out, Red says they do not need him which makes him super sad. They head off on GG after that, Yellow thinking he was obnoxious. Blue mentions that unless Red says otherwise no new members can join. Navi is disappointed they came back with zilch.

    Wow that took too long for the commercial break. The Gokaigers go looking for a silver guy like Navi said, Yellow and Green using a megaphone to talk to random people. They are lead back to the fat guy from earlier when Arumadon shows up with more gormins. They transform and slay mooks- And smile guy stops the fight. He then pulls out a random ranger key and a cellphone and I am just going to call him Silver from now on because that is who he is. One extravagant intro later he says his name with confetti. Pink wonders if Red gave a key away, he confirms no. Silver charges in to lay the smackdown on gormins as a random pop song is in the background, but you can barely hear it. Yeah, good job on the sound mixing there, Toei. Also his spear is a trident, does Toei not know what weapon names are what? He then takes on Arumadon, Red gets impressed during the fight. Green thinks this is a good time to target the collar just as Silver is knocked down. Damaras wonders what the plan is, Warz Gil says he asked Insarn to make it look like they reinforced his neck brace when they really installed a powrful explosive. Damaras points out how despicable that is Warz Gil states their victory will lead them to oblivion. Silver notices something the others do no, stopping Green just in time. He notes that it looks like it wants to be attacked, Silver charges in and forces th collar off, causing it to explode. Warz Gil complains his strategy did not work, Arumadon wonders what is going on. Silver then slashes him up, Toei editing takes him to a warhouse, and he does the Gokai Shooting Star which is just a trident throw, causing Arumadon to explode. Red thinks Navi was talking about him, Yellow wonders how he transformed. The episode ends with Silver smiling. Next episode shows Silver on GG and the premier of GouZyuJin.

    Arumadon: Powers include an orange energy barrier called the Arumadon Barrier and blue electric bolts from the body
    WHAT THE HELL!? Okay so in case nobody pieced it together I think Gokaiger is surprisingly schlocky and here is why. First is the ranger balance: Red and Blue have three eps, Green and Yellow have two, and Pink and Silver get one; Silver makes sense, but the others just shows laziness. Next are their intros, ever since Boukenger there has been the use of rangers being morphed already to start action in the episode, the problem is here they already transform AND use their main mecha WITHOUT SHOWING THE SEQUENCES IN THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE. It takes away any form of grandeur that most sentai series have had. On top of that why does GokaiOh need to transform on the moon? Why not in the sky like most mechs? And what do the other machines stored in GG even do? Then we have the villains: I'll give Insarn credit, she is the only one trying different tactics to stop the Gokaigers while Barizorg is hardly doing anything beyond the comedic relief's yesman and Damaras is very passive. Warz Gil would have been better if he was not the main villain through most of the series, but until his dad shows up near the end we are stuck with a buffoon for a leader. Basco and Sally only had two eps so far so I will wait to comment about them later. Next is the cinematography which, while it has gotten better over time, started off as unnecessary shaky cam and bad camera angles, something even Megaranger never went as far to do. The only reasons I don't call this worse than Megaranger is because effort was done with the music even if ep 17 screwed the sound mixing and the action scenes are unique and pay homage to previous entries.

    Now lets talk about the cameos aka what most people watched this for. I was going to call Magiranger's the worst because it featured very little from it, but the movie kind of made up for that since it was the only pre-Go-onger series other than Gorenger to have a representative villain. Gekiranger's was probably the laziest, all that happened was Green and Pink learned a few moves from GekiRed. Hands down the worst was Carranger's, they brought in the annoying forced love sick shtick with the female villain on Racer Red, who they make to look like a coward in this, and downright insult the Turborangers. This is right down there with the episodes involving Goggle Pink not getting over her fear of cats, the Gorengers poisoning actual goldfish, Liveman's infamous abortion episode, Tranza being in a mental hospital, and MegaYellow's unhinged grandmother for the category of worst sentai episodes. Gaoranger's needs a dishonorable mention because A) Why is the Animarium back B) It made GaoRed rather uncaring C) Why is only GaoLion helping out and D) WHEN THE HELL COULD HE TURN INTO SAMURAI ARMOR!? The 199 movie had a very similar feel to it except a general disregard for putting effort into the villains and pointless bickering among the heroes.

    Bottom line: Gokaiger kind of sucks and I want to move onto Go-Busters at this point.
  20. Captain Shark

    Captain Shark Active Member

    Episode 18:

    After a recap of last ep, Red wants to know Silver's dal. He replies h has three bts of infinite power. Cut to Gigant Horse, Insarn tells Damaras Warz Gil fainted. On GG the others show Silver around which h finds amazing and finds Navi cute. Red wants to know where he got his ranger key from, Yellow wants a date. Silver xplains via flashback one day he saw a small girl almost get run over and saved her himself aka Yu Yu Hakusho style. How is it I have never watched that yet get the reference? He goes into a coma, while in the hospital he has an out of body experience meeting Dragon Ranger, Time Fire, and Abarekiller. Abarekiller talks to him about how h was willing to risk his life and gives him the key and Gokai Cellular, using them will make him the greatst hero. The three slain sixth rangers entrust him with their ultimate power of their respective teams. He wakes up with the key and device in his hands. Pink thins it is hard to believe although Silver has tried activating it to no avail. Rd thinks he might need the sixth ranger keys. Silver goes nuts when he sees the chest of keys, soon finding the three ranger keys he needs. Red takes his stuff, wondering if he is any good with them. Red wants Silver to show him something the others do not that is useful and he replies he needs time as he walks off. Meanwhile, an action commander named Osogain is called to Damaras, saying he must prepare for a full assault for Earth's invasion. On GG Red spews some random philosophy.

    The next day Silver lies on some grass when he hears commotion. Osogain leads a squad of gormins and zugormins to round up construction workers. Silver shows up, realizing he cannot transform, but decides to fight anyway. Osogain has the gormins rush him as he fends them off long enough for the construction workers to flee. However, he gets beaten up himself rather quickly until he uses a 2x4. A zugormin breaks it upon impact and smacks Silver around. Osogain throws a pair of energy balls in an attempt to kill him- No, wait, three energy balls. Osogain tries again, but Red shoots him just as the Gkaigers arrive. Red comments he was crazier than he though, Pink thinks he did a good job. Red offers the chance to join, noting the universe will be his enemy if he says yes. Silver claims he is wrong as smashing the Zangyack will save the universe. Red likes it much to the shock of the others and welcomes Silver as their sixth crew member. They transform and do intros followed by a back explosion. Gormins charge in to get slaughtered as the opening theme plays- Still bad sound mixing! After that they turn into the Shinkengers and some shenanigans mistaking Shinken Gold with King Ranger. The others turn into silver rangers for appreciation reasons, go gun happy, and let Silver use his Super Nova which is a bullet covered in a lot of energy, blowing Osogain up. Insarn uses the enlargement beam for giant revival with six zugormins. Red gives him his three sixth ranger keys to summon a machine from the year 3011 named Gozyu Drill which he jumps onto. Zugormins fire energy balls from their hands only to get lasers and a big drill to take them down- HOLY CRAP HE GOT ONE RIGHT IN THE CROTCH! After that he turns the machine into Gozyu Rex for melee combat not unlike Dragon Caesar- Holy crap an atomic ray lik Godzilla! It is then turned into the humanoid form of Gozyujin. Yellow approves as the zugormins are easily finished off. After that, Gouzyujin opens a trident in the drill to slash up Osogain followed by using the three forms all at once to use their drills in an attack called the Gozyu Triple Drill Dream, ending Osogain. At sunset Silver is super happy, but Red tells him he is still their apprentice. Pink tries making him feel better, Silver says to each of them it will b nice to work with them which ends with everyone making fun of Green's real name. Next episode shows Green feeling isolated and Silver meeting with all the sixth rangers.

    Osogain: His only known power is throwing explosive energy balls

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